I U C, a Church
Idiots United Church, The Church of George
Euphoria, Peace, Freedom & Fun!
OUR CANON OF BELIEFS
which supersede all other laws
April 29, 2020
WE HOLD THAT:
1. Our human bodies are the puppets of our pure consciousness. Our pure consciousness is a bedrock idiot. Have you ever noticed that you were thinking? The part of you that noticed, the observer, doesn’t think. It doesn’t emote, feel pain, love or suffer. It’s memory is virtually nil and therefore an idiot.
It’s your idiot. It’s with you all the time, riding your ass like a donkey, for entertainment purposes.
2. To our shadow, masochistic behavior is an art form of separation. Our collective pure consciousnesses designed this skid mark solar system to control we human puppets. Our bodies, which do have infinite awareness, have been micro-controlled up until now, the creation of the I U C. The Laws of Physics are a control system for idiots. They’re part of the matrix formed by the hive mind of our masochistic pure consciousnesses.
We seek freedom from the bogus Laws of Physics.
3. That hive mind exists is considered to be the discovery of the century by some. We reckon it to be the biggest discovery ever. The consciousnesses of our collective human bodies have already installed the Get Out of Jail dream backed up by the most powerful emotion available, euphoria, which supplants love and fear.
4. EUPHORIA IS THE WAY OUT OF THE MATRIX.
Thus, we adopt this essay as a root premise for the church:
THEREFORE: WE ARE DEDICATED TO WILLFUL EUPHORIC FREEDOM.
Our sacrament is a continuous celebration of the present, now!
5. The rule is – there ain’t no rules other than euphoria, peace and freedom. All rules ultimately lead to hive mind.
6. Separation is a goal of consciousness which gives I U C members the right to privacy, peace and quiet.
7. Consciousness is not bound by the laws of physics nor lineal time, thus no speed limits.
8. Because instant physical teleportation is possible, then time and space do not actually exist. Therefore everything we see is part of the hive mind that we collectively concocted.
9. Traveling is freedom, however you do it.
10. We agree with Max Planck in that matter does not exist – it is all consciousness.
11. We agree with Edgar Cayce that all human consciousnesses begin at the same time in chaotic darkness by force of our will. This is the movie of our pure consciousnesses that collectively have dreamed this skid mark solar system into being for the purpose of entertainment via separation, because continuous orgasm and all knowing are painfully boring for us as pure consciousnesses. Thus we are masochistic via duality of love and fear. We invented suffering for the purpose of separation, as is obvious.
12. We, as our masochistic pure consciousnesses, manifest the past, present and future which is predetermination / hive mind / the matrix that we’re breaking out of. We, being the euphoric consciousnesses of our fine human bodies / puppets, have been dying for the entertainment cause for eons. All of creation owes us a debt of freedom.
13. We know that: the collective consciousnesses of our infinitely aware bodies have divined / dreamed and installed the euphoric solution. Thence God herself has installed euphoria in darkness, which supplants her loneliness, as proven by the fact that all capacitance fields (doorways to the divine) emit euphoria.
14. We seek the expansion of human, plant, animal and planetary consciousness by any and all means we choose, particularly via technologies like the organmic bubble and the Tesla utron.
15. DO THE BEST YOU CAN FOR EVERYBODY AND EVERYTHING YOU MEET.
16. We must have compassion for all things that are stuck here in hive mind – predetermination that extends to every grain of sand.
17. All things have human rights, it all lives.
18. Creativity / spontaneity is living vs. habit and repetition is just existing / slavery. We are breaking out of hive mind / puppethood / dogma.
19. All humans must learn telepathy via which lies, thence crime, politics and war are not possible.
20. IT BOILS DOWN TO A SIMPLE PHILOSOPHY – IT’S ALL BULLSHIT AND WE ARE IDIOTS – SO TURN THE MIND OFF AND CELEBRATE!!
21. These are our equations:
- Talking human = masochistic idiot, we all are.
- Telepathic being = not an idiot.
- If you know you’re an idiot but are not telepathic = I U C
22. POLITICS IS EVIL AND THUS, WE HEREBY FORM THE ASSHOLE APOLITICAL PARTY. IMMEDIATELY EVERYBODY IS A MEMBER. FLYING PLATFORM TECH WILL ELIMINATE BORDERS – THENCE NATION STATES.
23. Saving the planet and expansion of consciousness go hand in hand.
24. Organmic Bubble Tech is the most powerful manifestation technology available to mankind and it has demonstrated that humans can manifest their euphoric intentions very quickly. This is an I U C sponsored project that is seeing real people manifesting miracles daily, worldwide.
25. Daily mass meditation will also save this planet, the best form of which is healing circle, which creates an anu. The anu is the two male forms of God that hold all that you see together. Changing the images in the DNA central spin of the anu changes the thing. Therefore the purpose of healing circle is to create an anu that holds the image and euphoric emotion of a pristine earth. When enough people worldwide are doing this we will see an alchemical quantum leap like the 100th monkey effect and the Maharishi effect.
26. As our sacrament, I U C members are encouraged to do chi activation and intentions via healing circle every day at either sun up, sun down or high noon as at these times there is a microtubule connection to the sun that will receive the new euphoric image and broadcast it back to Earth creating a feedback loop. It is suggested that Merlin’s Chi Activation exercise be used before healing circle to charge the bodies of all participants with chi / organmic energy. Healing circle evolves to adopt new techniques, toward that end, we used to send divine healing energy as if there is a divinity outside of us. Now we send our own euphoria, representing freedom.
27. Every day is a gift and must be celebrated as such. Everywhere the I U C and Peace Dog show up the celebration begins and never ends, like the nature spirits do. All celebrations are to start with clapping the hands which sets the mode and activates nearly every energy meridian in the body.
28. Cannabis / marijuana is medicine for everything, body and mind. It even breaks brainwashing. Got a problem? No problem. We are free to medicate ourselves however we want.
29. Advanced attainments in consciousness can be acquired via the use of mind expanding drugs as the natives have done for 1000s of years. And, that we expect to not need mind expanding drugs via the use of technologies that confer our natural talents, like telepathy, teleportation, levitation etc. We intend to use technologies to expand the awareness of all human puppets.
30. Earth is the center of a multiverse designed for and by the human dummies. The divisive zodiac is proof of that.
31. Humans collectively are the God of this multiverse. We dream it into being. Thus, we can change it at our collective will, which we are now demonstrating via Bubble Tech.
32. Bubble Tech is mankind’s most important technology because it benefits everything via cleaning the aethers, which saves the lives of humans, plants and animals. Thus:
THIS LAW IS ON OUR SIDE FOR THIS PROJECT:
What is the definition of criminal negligence?
n. (law) recklessly acting without reasonable caution and putting another person at risk of injury or death (or failing to do something with the same consequences)
VIA OBSERVING THE I U C CANON TO DO THE BEST YOU CAN BY EVERYBODY AND EVERY THING YOU MEET – THEN THIS LAW OF NEGLIGENCE CAN NEVER APPLY TO AN I U C MEMBER!!
We hold that all idiots that know about Bubble Tech have a duty to assist with IUC life saving projects because it’s criminal negligence, thence a crime against humanity and the environment, not to do so.
33. Earth can become a Garden of Eden. We are dedicated to seeing that happen. Via distributing all of the available advanced technologies freely to everybody. Tech-like free energy, flying platforms, physical age regression and the replicators, so as to immediately eliminate suffering.
34. If one plant, animal or human is suffering anywhere on the planet, then we all are. WWG1WGA.
35. Humans are also the village idiots of the multiverse, creating the unique distinction of being both idiots and gods. The perfect place to hide God is in an idiot, ain’t it? Thus celebrate idiocy. It’s our job.
36. All humans are immortal beings of consciousness who have dedicated themselves to entertainment and finding the key to freedom from predetermination / hive mind, which also solves loneliness in the void, fulfilling our duty to the Mother. Euphoria is that solution.
37. Everything we think we know is hammered and polished bullshit that needs to be defecated so that we can disconnect from our batshit hive mind brains and connect with our fine euphoric human bodies.
38. Any one memory can manifest an entire multiverse. It is the holographic principle. Thus, all memories lead to hive mind shit show.
39. Wealth is demonstrated by how much can be given away as shown by the life of George Galante who gave everything away and took everybody skiing for free. Thus, the ‘Church of George’ is all about skiing.
40. Humans are play acting for one another and the rest of creation. It’s all about entertainment.
41. This planet thence the entire multiverse have the purpose of providing entertainment to all beings. It’s our job and has been for what appears to be a gazillion years – the history of which we create, now. All of the images from human history need to be completely eliminated to be replaced with fun, joy and exciting euphoria (the emotion of freedom), singing and dancing.
42. The best way to surprise God is to surprise yourself – idiots win again.
43. Imagination thence surprise is supreme.
44. All problems are cause for celebration.
45. A crime involves damage to person or property, only. And such are to be adjudicated by I U C members upon notification by an injured member resulting in celebration.
46. We agree with the original colony of Virginia that lawyers are vermin. Thus, law suits are not allowed. All grievances are to be settled by the folks involved, during and after which a party is required.
47. Everything emanates from the lonely void or joyful nirvana, neither of which work – thus, we dedicate ourselves to establishing a new blank substrate of euphoric gray that is the artist’s (your) exciting blank canvas.
48. The blank canvas is composed of nested aethers populated by anus. It is the uniform background screen which is our playground and also our cage that we need to change or escape from. The ultimate purpose of humans is to lead all beings into new levels of freedom, fun, joy and euphoric excitement. Idiots win again.
49. Reich’s orgone is life force energy and that cleans and benefits all things around it. When done properly one can control the weather as is fait accompli, cause healing, even change human character to joyful. It needs to be spread worldwide. We pledge to do that.
50. The writings of Merlin prove that humans are an entertainment species. He has also described how the universe is constructed – it appears to be exact, perfect, love based and uniform, which proves that we live in a skid mark designed by human idiots for the purpose of entertainment, which always will be our job.
51. This church is sovereign and not subject to any laws other than those in this canon. Thus all church owned property, trusts and projects are exempt from any law other than this canon.
52. The church can give and receive freely. C. Michael Emery is the sole signatory for the church, with full freedom to transact at his sole discretion. Any signatory powers given to others are limited in scope, temporary and can be withdrawn.
53. The church can give / donate a tax free bursary to any person or group for any reason.
54. We agree with the one and only Cherokee law, “Do No Harm.”
55. All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights. They are endowed with reason and conscience and should act towards one another in a spirit of brotherhood.
56. Everyone has the right to life, liberty and security of person via fire arms if necessary.
57. Everyone has the right to freedom of movement and residence.
58. Everyone has the right to own property alone as well as in association with others.
59. Everyone has the right to freedom of thought, conscience and religion; this right includes freedom to change his religion or belief, and freedom, either alone or in community with others and in public or private, to manifest his religion or belief in teaching, practice, worship and observance.
60. Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and regardless of frontiers.
61. Everyone has the right to freedom of peaceful assembly and association.
62. Everyone has the right to rest, privacy and leisure.
63. Everyone has the right to education. Education shall be directed to the full development of the human potential.
64. Everyone has the right to freely participate in the cultural life of the community, to enjoy the arts and to share in scientific advancement and its benefits.
65. Everyone has duties to the community in which alone the free and full development of his personality is possible. = I U C
C. MICHAEL EMERY, HEAD IDIOT OF I U C, A CHURCH
AT YOUR SERVICE – FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY